"The Scientific Cardplayer": when cards hurt more than words

A comedy where strategy matters more than morals, and laughter is the only weapon left.
July 5, 2024 by
"The Scientific Cardplayer": when cards hurt more than words
homoerectus, Alessandro Liggieri

"The Scientific Cardplayer" is an Italian comedy that blends strategy and humor, delivering laughs for those who love intellectual challenges and subtle humor.

Bluff and Laughter in Abundance

Imagine this scene: Peppino and Antonia, a Roman couple as unlucky as they are stubborn, get invited every year to a card game by an old American millionaire. And when I say old, I mean the kind that could use her birth certificate as an ancient scroll. This charming old lady, affectionately dubbed "Granny Bastard," loves the game and never misses a chance to humiliate our protagonists with her accomplice, George, a chauffeur who looks like he stepped out of a 1950s luxury car commercial.

The game in question? The scientific card game, an advanced version of the classic card game, where every wrong move is met with sarcasm and disdainful looks. Peppino and Antonia enter the match hoping to change their lives, but they end up fighting not only the cards but also the meanness of the old lady and George's strategies.

This card battle quickly turns into a psychological war, where the real tricks are not hidden in sleeves but in the minds of the players. With each hand played, Peppino and Antonia must face the cruelty and intelligence of the old couple, desperately trying not to be defeated not only in the game but also in dignity.

The plot is a mix of deceptions, sharp wit, and situations bordering on the surreal, making you laugh and reflect on how cruel and entertaining humans can be when it comes to a simple card game.

Laughter and Winning Strategies

Let's start with the fact that "The Scientific Cardplayer" is one of those comedies that, if you haven't seen it, you seriously need to rethink your life priorities. The genius of this film lies in the details. We're talking about direction that seems to have taken lessons in cynicism and irony straight from an intensive course taught by a medieval jester. The narrative structure is a labyrinth of absurd situations and sharp dialogues that keep you glued to the screen.

The cinematography isn't just good, it's sublime. It captures the decay of the protagonists' Rome and the gaudy luxury of the old lady's apartment with such stark contrast that you almost feel like applauding. The costumes? Perfect. Every detail of Peppino and Antonia's outfits screams "dignified poverty," while the old lady and George wallow in a kitsch that would make Liberace jealous.

But let's get to the heart of the matter: the acting. Alberto Sordi and Silvana Mangano are simply outstanding. They perfectly balance their characters' despair and hope, making every line a little masterpiece of irony. Bette Davis as the old millionaire is a joy to watch: mean, sarcastic, and utterly irresistible. Joseph Cotten as George is the icing on the cake, a perfect counterpoint to his mistress's villainy.

The film is based on a story that, if it were a book, would be one of those classics that never go out of style. The cinematic adaptation is faithful and manages to retain all the charm of the original work, adding that touch of magic that only the big screen can provide.

In conclusion, "The Scientific Cardplayer" is a hidden gem of Italian comedy, a rare jewel that deserves to be discovered and appreciated. I give it a solid 9 out of 10 because perfection is a myth, but this film comes damn close.

Why I Recommend It

I recommend it because it brilliantly highlights, with irony and intelligence, the pettiness and smallness of the human soul. The old millionaire is a concentration of malice and sarcasm, and the way she toys with the lives of Peppino and Antonia is as cruel as it is amusing. If you enjoy films that make you reflect on human flaws without becoming too heavy, this is the movie for you.

Why I Don't Recommend It

I don't recommend it because it might make you uncomfortable to see how mean people can be. The old millionaire and her chauffeur are characters so well-constructed in their nastiness that you might find yourself hating every minute they are on screen. If you prefer lighthearted comedies with no pretensions, it's best to avoid this one.  


"The Scientific Cardplayer": when cards hurt more than words
homoerectus, Alessandro Liggieri July 5, 2024

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