"The Epic of Gilgamesh": Adventures of a Demigod King and His Weekends

If you thought your life was a hot mess, wait till you get a load of this!
May 9, 2024 by
"The Epic of Gilgamesh": Adventures of a Demigod King and His Weekends
homoerectus, Alessandro Liggieri

"The Epic of Gilgamesh": not just a history book, but also a manual on how (not) to handle immortality.

A king, a friend, and a whole lot of trouble.

So, here we are in ancient Mesopotamia, where the WiFi was terrible and the only fun to be had was ruling a city-state or, you know, embarking on epic adventures. Enter Gilgamesh, the king of Uruk, tall, strong, a demigod, with an ego bigger than the wall that encircles his city. The guy has it all: power, a divine bloodline, and the deadly boredom that only an immortal (or nearly so) can understand.

One day, however, the gods, tired of his complaints about boredom, send him Enkidu, a hairy guy raised by wolves (yes, literally), who might just be his non-romantic soulmate. After an initial encounter that looks more like a wrestling match than a greeting, they become best friends. Naturally, they decide that the best thing to do is go in search of a bit of immortality, as if it were the last piece of pizza at the buffet.

They then embark on a journey that has more twists than a serpent. They fight with a giant guardian protecting a sacred forest (because obviously you can't just walk into a sacred forest), face the heavenly bull sent by the gods to stop them (because the gods are a bit touchy), and discover that immortality isn't exactly something you can just pick off a shelf at the supermarket.

Through these adventures, Gilgamesh and Enkidu learn about friendship, responsibility, and the real price of immortality. Spoiler: it's complicated. And between a monster and an angry deity, they discover that maybe, just maybe, living a full life and accepting one's own mortality isn't so bad. But hey, it takes a whole epic to figure that out, because obviously talking things over has never been an option, right?

A Sarcastic Bibliophile's Take

Alright, let's chat about "The Epic of Gilgamesh". This tome is older than the no-carb fad and still manages to give lessons to many of our so-called "modern masterpieces". Gilgamesh isn't just a demigod on an identity quest; he's like the pioneer of our teenage drama heroes—except he battles deities and monsters, not zits and physics tests.

The tale starts a bit slow—hey, it's millennia old, cut it some slack for warming up. But once it picks up, it transforms into the buddy movie of the Bronze Age. Imagine "Thelma & Louise", but with more angry gods and fewer scenic cliffs.

The narrative? Surprisingly fresh for something penned when people thought the sun was a giant flying disc. And the style? It's like the scribe knew people would need some cliffhangers to hang on till the end. Those dialogues? Sometimes, you'd think Gilgamesh is about to whip out a smartphone and Google "how to defeat a mythical monster without actually dying".

Then there's the way it deals with themes like friendship, death, and the desire to leave a mark on the world—it's like a philosophy lesson but much more fun and less likely to make you snooze.

Let's give "The Epic of Gilgamesh" a solid 9/10. Why not a full 10/10? Because, let's face it, it does meander a bit with details like "and then they walked... and walked... and walked some more." But hey, it's an epic journey in the truest sense of the word, and if you're not a bit exhausted after an epic, you're probably doing something wrong.

Why You Should Read It

Apparently, tackling your personal demons is a universal theme that dates back to, well, literally the dawn of time. Think your life's tough? Try being a king who might accidentally unleash an angry deity. Puts things into perspective, right?

Why You Might Not

If you're looking for a light beach read, perhaps an epic filled with existential lessons on human flaws and confronting mortality isn't quite your cup of tea. Plus, to be honest, the language is a tad dated (it's not exactly "easy breezy"). 

"The Epic of Gilgamesh": Adventures of a Demigod King and His Weekends
homoerectus, Alessandro Liggieri May 9, 2024

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