The French Revolution: Rolling Heads and Imaginary Cakes

An ironic journey through guillotines, reckless nobles, and a revolting people
July 23, 2024 by
The French Revolution: Rolling Heads and Imaginary Cakes
homoerectus, Alessandro Liggieri

Discover the French Revolution with a touch of irony: from non-existent cakes to rolling heads. French Revolution, history, change. 

Bread wasn't the only problem

So, are you ready for a time travel? We're not talking about a peaceful cruise. No, no, we're in France in 1789, where heads roll faster than baguettes. The French Revolution is that period when the French decided they'd had enough of the injustices from the king and the nobility, and we're not talking about a simple protest with signs and slogans. Here we're talking about guillotines, riots, and, of course, the famous but never actually said phrase by Marie Antoinette: "If they have no bread, let them eat cake!"

Imagine being a French person of that time. You're there, in your small apartment, with bread costing more than your house, and the nobles are throwing lavish parties while you're worrying if you'll be able to eat tomorrow. No wonder people were angry! And so, with the famous storming of the Bastille, it all begins. The French people decide it's time for a good cleanup, and we're not talking about street cleaning.

Now, it's not like the French woke up one fine morning and decided to start a revolution out of boredom. No, there were very serious reasons. The economy was a disaster, taxes were a nightmare, and peasants, who made up the majority of the population, lived in miserable conditions. The nobility and clergy, on the other hand, were living it up. That's why, one fine day, the people said enough.

But don't think everything went smoothly. The French Revolution was a period of chaos and violence but also great changes. In the end, King Louis XVI ended up under the guillotine, and France began its path towards a republic. But it wasn't a walk in the park. There were highs and lows, betrayals, and unlikely alliances. And amid all this, the French people tried to find a new balance.

The Key Events of the French Revolution

1789: The Storming of the Bastille

On July 14, 1789, Parisians stormed the Bastille, a prison symbolizing royal oppression. There weren't many people inside, but the act was highly symbolic. It was the signal that the people were not kidding.

1791: The Flight to Varennes

Louis XVI and his family tried to flee France to seek help from foreign powers. They were captured in Varennes and brought back to Paris as traitors. Not exactly the best plan.

1792: The Proclamation of the Republic

On September 21, 1792, the National Convention proclaimed the Republic. Goodbye monarchy, hello republic! But don't think everything became sunshine and rainbows.

1793: The Guillotining of Louis XVI

On January 21, 1793, Louis XVI was guillotined. It was an epochal moment. The king, who once ruled over everything, ended his life under the blade of the guillotine.

1794: The Fall of Robespierre

Maximilien Robespierre, one of the most influential leaders of the revolution, fell from grace and was guillotined on July 28, 1794. Even revolutionaries were not safe from the guillotine.

1799: The Rise of Napoleon Bonaparte

In 1799, Napoleon Bonaparte took power with a coup, marking the end of the French Revolution and the beginning of the Napoleonic era.

The French Revolution: An Era of Change and Contradictions

The French Revolution was a period of enormous changes. The people, tired of injustices, decided to take matters into their own hands. And so, amid guillotines and uprisings, France transformed. It wasn't a simple or painless process, but in the end, it led to great changes. The absolute monarchy was swept away, and a new republic was born. However, not everything went well. Violence and betrayals were commonplace, and many of the revolutionaries themselves ended up victims of their own game.

Why I recommend it 

I recommend it because the French Revolution is a shining example of how humanity can achieve great changes despite human flaws.

Why I don't recommend it

I don't recommend it because the French Revolution is also an example of how human flaws can lead to violence and chaos. 

The French Revolution: Rolling Heads and Imaginary Cakes
homoerectus, Alessandro Liggieri July 23, 2024

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