Ancient Philosophers and Their Midlife Crises

From Herodotus to Epicurus: How to Survive Ethical Drama with a Dash of Irony.
May 16, 2024 by
Ancient Philosophers and Their Midlife Crises
homoerectus, Alessandro Liggieri

Discover How Ancient Greek Ethics Can Still Give You Tips for Navigating the Stormy Waters of Modern Life, Without Losing Your Smile. 

When Philosophy Meets Coffee 

Welcome, my friend, to the labyrinth of classical Greek philosophy, where thoughts run deep and beards run even deeper. Get ready to dive into a world where ethics isn’t just a big word from a heavy book, but a way of life that even your grandmother would approve of—assuming your grandmother was a bearded philosopher who spoke ancient Greek.

Here, we won’t bombard you with terms that even a dictionary struggles to define. No, here everything is served on a silver platter with a slice of lemon and a touch of sarcasm, just the way you like it. And as we delve into the ideas of historians and Epicureans, I’ll show you how these ancient reflections can be surprisingly relevant, even while you’re deciding whether it’s worth getting up for another cup of coffee.

So, sit back, grab your mug (yes, the big one), and let me tell you a story. A story about how the philosophers of ancient Greece managed to talk about ethics without ever losing their smiles—or at least without showing it, as they were quite good at hiding their feelings behind those enormous beards.

Herodotus: Gossip as a Philosophical Tool

Ah, Herodotus. The dear old "father of history," who probably loved gossip more than a chat at the beauty salon. But don’t be fooled by appearances; our friend Herodotus didn’t gossip just for the fun of it. No, he used tales to untangle the complex skeins of human ethics. Through his stories of wars, betrayals, and feasts, Herodotus teaches us that every decision, good or bad, can become a life lesson. Think about it: the next time you share the latest gossip, you might also reflect on the ethical implications of your daily choices. Sounds like a philosophy lesson, right? Only with more intrigue and less boredom.

Epicurus: The Guru of No-Frills Happiness

And then there’s Epicurus, the man who made the pursuit of pleasure an art form—and no, not in the way you’re thinking. Far from being the wild hedonist some might imagine, Epicurus was the kind of person you’d find meditating peacefully in a garden, pondering how to achieve maximum happiness with minimum effort. According to him, true happiness comes from enjoying the simple pleasures of life: a tasty meal, the company of good friends, and the serenity of a mind free from fears and insatiable desires. So, the next time you feel overwhelmed by the endless pursuit of “more,” remember that sometimes, less is more. Epicurus would probably approve and might even invite you to relax and enjoy a simple sunset, perhaps with a nice glass of wine in hand.

Through the lessons of these giants of philosophy, we discover that ethics isn’t just an abstract concept, but a practical guide for living better. Whether you’re a devoted philosophy reader or just someone trying to figure out how to live a good life, the stories of Herodotus and Epicurus have something to offer. Buckle up, because this ride through ancient ethics will be anything but boring!

What is Ethics if Not an Excuse for a Good Chat?

So, what have we learned today, besides the fact that ancient philosophers probably didn’t need beard balm? We’ve discovered that ethics, that big scary monster of philosophical debates, is actually something much more tangible and everyday than we thought.

The teachings of Herodotus and Epicurus aren’t just for those with their noses perpetually stuck in dusty books. No, they’re for you, for me, for anyone who has ever paused for a moment to reflect on “what would be the right thing to do.” These guys show us that ethics isn’t a decree from on high, but a continuous conversation, an ongoing dialogue with ourselves and others.

And it doesn’t matter if your deepest inner dialogue happens while deciding whether to take that second piece of chocolate cake. Here’s the beauty of it: ethical decisions come in all shapes and sizes, from the grand (like running a nation) to the small (like, indeed, that chocolate cake).

In conclusion, the next time you find yourself pondering a tough choice, remember you’re not alone. You have centuries of philosophical wisdom behind you—even if it’s a bit hidden under those huge beards. So make that decision, eat that cake (or leave it, if you feel like it), and know that you’re partaking in a tradition as old as history itself: the quest to do the right thing. And if all this sounds too daunting, remember: at least you don’t have to do it in a toga.

Why I Recommend It

I recommend delving into classical Greek philosophy because connecting with millennia-old thoughts helps you realize that maybe we’re not as original as we think. And a bit of humility, mixed with ancient wisdom, never hurts. 

Why I Don’t Recommend It

I don’t recommend diving into classical Greek philosophy if you prefer to live in blissful ignorance. Sometimes, knowing less really does mean sleeping better. 

Ancient Philosophers and Their Midlife Crises
homoerectus, Alessandro Liggieri May 16, 2024

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